April 28, 2005

Tom Cruise Is NOT Gay, He's Dating Katie Holmes

April 27, 2005

Brit's Baby Loves Houston's

It's no surprise that Brit's short-lived restaurant in NYC (NyLa) was such a disappointment considering her taste in food. She and the K-Fed have been renting a house in Scottsdale, Arizona and dining at Houston's and The Cheesecake Factory. Next week she'll be appearing at T.G.I.F.'s and Chili's.

Brit's Baby Loves Cheesecake Factory

April 24, 2005

And The Plot Thickens....

Oompa-Loompa Doompity-Do

Rachel Hunter's Club Look

"Lipstick On Your Teeth Is Hott."

Beyonce Down Under

Slick Willy At BLT Steakhouse

The news is that Slick Willy has been spending a great deal of time with the blonde in this photo who happens to be a billionaire and in Canadian politics. No word from Hilary's camp but we imagine these two will stop flaunting their relationship all over Manhattan with the likes of Jack Nicholson and Jerry Bruckheimer. There could be the possibility that they are "just friends" but we give that a snowball's chance in hell. Now that he has to eat really healthy for his heart, his appetite for other vices has surely kicked in. And we all remember what he likes. A lot.

Jack Nicholson At BLT Steakhouse

Blonde Lohan

Lindsey models her blonde hair for the paparazzi while wearing her favorite outfit from 1983. She's totally from Long Island.

April 21, 2005

Britney's Baby Loves Second-Hand Smoke

K-Fed Models The Mullet In A Scrunchie Look

Long Island Lohan

Lindsay Lohan covers her hair which she has dyed blonde for a movie role as she meets friends for dinner. We have the same botkier bag in white which we just love. Now she just needs to talk to her friends about their fashion non-sense.

Lohan's Friend From Long Island

We wondered why Lindsay Lohan's friend from Long Island was covering her face. She's not famous, no need to hide. Then the entire photo loaded and we saw her lower legs. She is wearing cut off tights with Payless Pumps which justifies her reluctance to be photographed. When all else fails, throw on some jeans. Never, and we mean NEVER go outside wearing that again.

Sarah Jessica Parker's 40th Birthday

There was a big scandal this week when photos from Courtney Cox-Arquette's daughter's christening wound up all over the internet. She released a statement threatening to sue anyone publishing them so we're waiting for the same release to come from SJP regarding photos of her birthday. Note to Sarah: Get some sun. Please.

April 19, 2005

The New Michael Douglas

We recently posted a photo of Michael Douglas and his plastic surgery scars, which his spokesperson claimed were from having lesions removed from his ears. Now sporting a beard, Mr. Douglas is looking surprisingly younger. Damn fine, too. For an old guy.

The Downward Spiral Continues

A New York Judge ordered an arrest warrant for actress Natasha Lyonne yesterday after she failed to appear in court. She was supposed to appear to answer to charges that she stormed into her neighbor's apt and ripped a mirror off the wall and threatened to sexually molest the neighbor's dog. In 2001, Natasha was arrested for driving drunk after she lost control of her car here in Miami Beach. We liked Natasha's movies and wish she would get her act together and lay off the drugs. The celebrity rehab revolving door has been spinning with Billy Joel and Joaquin Pheonix pushing it along. You and Andy Dick are up next to be followed by Matthew Perry, Paula Abdul and Billy Joel. Again.

Soon To Be Single Newlyweds

Apparently Nick and Jessica have been steered into Christian counseling by Jess's father/manager in an attempt to save their marriage. We feel badly for the couple, especially Nick. It must be awful to have your wife cheat on you, but absolute torture and humiliation to have the whole world find out about it. Shame on you Jessica.

April 18, 2005

Love The Bag

Demi and Ashton leave their Manhattan apt where they have been hibernating. Ashton is currently sporting a red string kaballah bracelet on his left wrist and he's hiding a cigarette in his right hand while Demi uses her Hermes bag as tummy camouflage. We suspect enterprising paparazzi are making plans to follow them to Idaho to break the story as they did with Brit-Brit. We wish Ashton would punk them all on his show.

Pretty Girl

Last night's episode of Desperate Housewives rocked and Gabrielle had the best line, "Carlos I'm a very pretty girl and pretty girls are never lonely." She's our favorite and we can't wait to see how she deals with her new pregnancy.

Ben & Jen Celebrate Her 33rd Birthday. Looks Wicked Fun.

The End Is Near

Page Six ran a blind item about Jessica sleeping with Johnny Knoxville on the set of Dukes of Hazard and how she's living with her parents now. E!'s Ted Casablanca gave us all the details of this way back and then there was the insider email and the inevitable interview with US Weekly where she shot down break-up rumors. They attended the Hot Hollywood party together, as seen above, and Jess spoke with Entertainment Tonight and was going on and on about how Nick helps her pick out her outfits and hairstyle and stuff when anyone that has seen Newlyweds knows this is a total lie. Nick didn't say one word. Not one.

April 17, 2005

Paris Does Dark

Porn-Star Paris Hilton wore a wig to the US Weekly party explaining to ET, "I'm making a movie, it's a wig." What does that have to do with a party at night? You're not actually working now so why are you wearing the wig? We know it's because your own hair has been destroyed from extensions and bleach, but we'll play along. We do find it ironic that the year's two biggest porn stars both went dark in the same week. Coincidence?

Jenna Does Dark

Porn-Star Jenna Jameson has changed her hair color AND skin color. Her legs are orange and those tattoos! Ugh. The dress is a disaster in every way, BUT, we do like the hair color. Jenna, hire a stylist. Please.

Wilmer Valda-Who?

Get it together, Wilmer. That 70's Show is about to be over and you need to further your career so you can still get girlfriends like Lindsay Lohan and Mandy Moore. THIS is not the way to do it. Take a nap and start again.

April 16, 2005

Why So Gloomy?

Dude, you're Brad Pitt. Despite the divorce proceedings, you still have an image to uphold. That image does not include gray hair and a sourpuss. Just so you know.

Reese's Ryan

We recently posted pics of Reese Witherspoon looking a bit preggers. She and husband, Ryan Phillipe, have two children already so we have been reluctant to report on the gossip surrounding Ryan's sexual preference. Ryan apparently enjoys the company of men and has been out on the gay scene in Los Angeles where several photos of him were taken. While we have not found said photos, we have this one taken the other morning in L.A. in which Ryan fuels the rumors. He always wears his hat to the side like that, but black jeans and white sneakers? That is totally gay.

Tara Reid?

What have you done to yourself? The sweater is great (we have the same one) but the hair! First of all, either be a brunette or get your roots done. And stop with the hair extensions. You're not fooling anyone and your hair looks like a ratty horse tail. And tell your friend from Jersey that gold chains are not cool. Thanks.

April 15, 2005

Brit-Brit Does Florida

Britney owns a home in the panhandle region of Florida where she and Kevin have been staying for the past week or so. Yesterday they went for ice cream and a movie in Destin, FL and Kevin showed his class by smoking in the car with his pregnant wife. To top it off, he had to borrow cash from a photographer to pay for their ice cream. We're guessing Brit probably took his credit cards away so he couldn't go off to Vegas without her.

April 12, 2005

It's Official. Britney Is Preggers.

Brit Brit just announced on her website that she is indeed pregnant. Britney wrote, "The time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together. There are reports that I was in the hospital this weekend. Kevin and I just want everyone to know that all is well. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers. Love, Britney and Kevin" Maybe Brit and Kevin's new reality show should be called The Britney Bunch considering they'll now have three children between the two of them. In other Tuesday news, Joaquin Phoenix entered Rehab and Mariah Carey released her new album.

Simmer Down.

Chris Shelton, one of six remaining contestants on The Apprentice, was arrested early Sunday morning in Tampa, FL. Apparently, Chris got pissed about a $20 cover for the bar at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino and threw a fit which upset several patrons. The police made several attempts to calm him, and "He continued to yell and curse, refusing to calm down and stop causing a scene," said police spokesman Gary Bitner. Every week Chris causes a scene in the boardroom and usually gets in some argument with someone. Trump has nearly fired him twice already. Ironically, Chris was in Tampa celebrating his success on the show when he was arrested.

Guess Who?

Ashton Kutcher has been working overtime recently promoting his film Guess Who in which he stars with Bernie Mac. The reviews and the box office aren't very good and recent press has all been about how Ashton said Keanu Reeves is not a very good actor. We tend to disagree and think Ashton should watch 'Devil's Advocate' in which Reeves stars with Al Pacino and Charlize Theron. That movie rocks.

April 11, 2005

Meg Ryan Needing Support

We used to really love Meg Ryan and her cute movies. Ever since she got all that stuff put in her lips, it's been a different story. The good news is, from the look of Meg in the above photo, the yucky lips are history so Meg may have a big comeback in her future. She already has the sympathy of women everywhere after Dennis Quaid divorced her following her fling with Russell Crowe. And then Crowe went off and married that Australian lady and Quaid also got married and turned into a really hot guy that we just love. Looking ahead, we hope Meg stops off at Victoria's Secret for a little support. Something with an underwire.

April 9, 2005

We're Speechless.

Yucky Gross.

Michael Douglas is no stranger to plastic surgery as he had his eyes "done" before his wedding to that annoying Verizon lady five years ago. Knowing this, we must ask, "Why, for the love of God, would you allow a photo to exist showing your oozing face after it has been lifted? Why, why, why?!" Mr. Douglas, go inside and do not emerge until you have healed. Please.

April 8, 2005

The Walk of Shame

Page SixSixSix printed the following email:

Okay, so I've been meaning to email all of you and inform you of the great gossip I brought back with me from LA. I have told a few of you already, so you might as well hit delete right now if I told you. anyway...Gordon's best friend and business partner (for those of you who don't know, Gordon is Elizabeth's boyfriend...my best friend from high school) was at lunch with Johnny Knoxville last week, and Johnny told him that he was really upset and felt horrible because he broke up a marriage. Oh yes...he told him that he and Jessica Simpson have been sleeping together through the entire filming of Dukes of Hazard!!!!!! Nick knows, and that is why he has been "out on the town" as the tabloids have been saying. Jessica is staying with her parents right now, and they are waiting until all of the Newlyweds stuff dies down before they separate. How sad for poor Nick. His wife is cheating on him, and the tabloids are giving him a hard time for going out and "flirting" with other girls. Can you believe it? I couldn't! Anyway, apparently it's supposed to come out in the tabloids within two weeks...we will see. Good gossip, huh? Very depressing for the cute couple, but great gossip!!!! Hope everyone is having a better day than Nick.

We predict the couple will split due to their demanding careers.

The Aftermath

Reese Update

We recently showed a pic of Reese Witherspoon looking a bit preggers. Here's a pic from this week which sheds some light on the subject.

Let's Get It Started

The news is that Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas is engaged to Hottie McHot-Hot, Josh Duhamel. Fergie was a child star on Kids Incorporated and eventually wound up addicted to Crystal Meth (as she stated in an early interview before she had a PR rep advising her). Josh is the icing on the cake of a great comeback story. See? Dreams really do come true.

When you wish upon a star....

Makes no difference who you are....Anything your heart desires, will come to you. Posh Spice must sing that song everyday. Not only is she married to the God, David Beckham, but she has three gorgeous children and looks super hot only 5 weeks after giving birth. Dreams really do come true.

Desperate Drama

We love Desperate Housewives and were very annoyed when ABC took a five-week break to show the Oscars and some other crap on Sunday nights. We forgot to turn the clocks ahead last Sunday so we missed last week's episode, but the ladies aired a real-life episode at the photo shoot for the above cover. Apparently Marcia Cross went all Dr. Kimberly Shaw (Melrose Place) because she didn't want Teri Hatcher placed in the center of the photo, something about Teri being considered the star or something. Teri did win a Golden Globe while Marcia was almost outed as a lesbian, but that's neither here nor there. They all look fab, but only three show on the cover when it is folded properly. We predict a salary negotiations war in the future and hopefully Marcia will have to shave her head again like in her last show. That was memorable.

Brit and K-Fed Update

As we have been sans internet for some time now, we are eager to share the insanity that is Britney. The rumor is that she's preggers and that her honeymoon is definitely over. K-Fed has been partying it up in Vegas with lots o' ladies while Brit slips deeper into mental illness. We give her props for trading in the sweatpants for jeans. We must, however, question the airbrushed tiger on her bleach-stained tank. And the Kaballah bracelet. And the hair. And the husband, but we digress. The Federline couple has announced they will have a "reality" show on UPN that shows videos and photos from their courtship and marriage. We were not aware that busting up a family by stealing a father of two was considered "courting" these days, but even we learn something new each day.