April 9, 2005

Yucky Gross.

Michael Douglas is no stranger to plastic surgery as he had his eyes "done" before his wedding to that annoying Verizon lady five years ago. Knowing this, we must ask, "Why, for the love of God, would you allow a photo to exist showing your oozing face after it has been lifted? Why, why, why?!" Mr. Douglas, go inside and do not emerge until you have healed. Please.