May 12, 2005

For The Love Of God, Put Those Away.

Rick has a beer gut and Kathy's boobs are totally falling out of her dress. Being that Kathy was the voice of cartoon Barbie a kajillion years ago, Paris is trying to follow in her mother's footsteps. By the looks of it, she on her way to being some kind of Barbie doll. The kind maybe where you burnt the doll's hair with Mommy's lighter and pretended Barbie was doing naughty things with Ken. And then dressed her in a hideous turquoise dress from the 80's. We're sorry, Paris already is that kind of doll. Our mistake.