July 22, 2005

Eva Knew She Wouldn't Get An Emmy Nom

Eva Longoria, our beloved Mrs. Solis from Desperate Housewives, has gone public with her boyfriend, Tony Parker of the San Antonio Spurs. She's also learning French so she can be in the conversations French-born Tony has with his family. Eva, sweetie? This is America and you are hot as hell. Make him speak English or kick his big ass to the curb.