July 26, 2005

It's Time For A Little Chat, Britney

Remember when we discussed the daisy-dukes? Well, you're wearing them again under your maternity top and it ain't pretty, girlfriend. You are very pregnant so they look even worse than when you were just chubby. In fact, even if you were super-thin they would look horrible. These shorts are just not cute and they make your thighs look gross and fat. If you insist on showing your thighs, try an always stylish skirt. And yes, a longer skirt would look lovely and would be very comfortable. Dress for yourself and the good of the citizens, not for your husband. Despite what K-Fed says, you are not an actual Hoochie Mama. That's just a term of endearment.