July 28, 2005

News From The Heartland

We've received several requests to relate news from places other than Hollywood and NYC, regarding regular people. In an effort to please our loyal readers, we present the genius of one American youth.
San Antonio, TX (AHN) - A Texas man is arrested on Monday after calling the cops to complain someone had stolen his stash of marijuana.
Stephen Knight, 17, called authorities and said three men broke into his apartment, hogtied him with Christmas lights, and stole some marijuana, as well as a plasma screen television.
Police arrested Knight after finding several pot plants growing under heat lamps in his apartment, four grams of harvested marijuana, and one tablet of ecstasy.
Knight said the men stormed into his home early Monday, demanding "Where's the weed?"