July 28, 2005

Ted's Blind Vice

Ted has been obsessed with Toothy Tile for months now and Jake Gyllenhaal is mentioned in every column that Toothy appears in (Ted always mentions the person somewhere in the column). Jake plays a gay cowboy in the upcoming 'Brokeback Mountain' so we'll see how the chemistry plays out on screen. Gay, straight or bi....Jake is a Hottie McHot-Hot.