August 12, 2005

Breaking News! Courtney Love Drugs It Up!

We're just thankful she has a good bikini waxer. Page Six reported that Courtney failed a recent drug test while on probation for a myriad of crimes. Courtney was supposed to stay sober per the courts in L.A. and NYC and was in rehab for a while from which she emerged healthy, albeit overweight. She was granted visitation with her daughter, Francis Bean, who had been living with Kurt Cobain's family and started working out with Pam Anderson and was beginning to look great. And then all hell broke loose. She was taken from The Tropicana Club via ambulance after she "fainted" the night before she was to appear in court, and at the taping of Pamela Anderson's Comedy Roast which airs this Sunday night, Courtney was out of control and incoherent. Someone needs to give this woman her own reality show.