August 12, 2005

Britney's Baby Daddy Is So Street

"So then Kevin is all I'm gonna fix em' good and shot em' with a bee-bee gun. Ain't he the best, y'all?" Indeed, a paparazzi was shot with a pellet gun while trying to get photos of Brit's baby shower. He was in a pack of other photographers and the police were called and his leg was bleeding and everyone said the shot came from Brit's house. We happen to think K-Fed is responsible and trying to get some street credibility for his future as a rapper. Seriously. He's recording a rap album. We can't wait.