September 13, 2005

How Do You Like Them Apples?

Poor Minnie Driver and Winona Ryder. It must be difficult to hear that former boyfriend, Matt Damon, is officially off the market. After two years of dating single mom, Luciana Barroso, Matty Boy has proposed to the former Miami bartender turned "Cinda-fuckin-rella." Congrats to the happy couple.