October 21, 2005

Vaughniston Lives

Vince Vaughn is yucky. And what's with the grunge plaid? Maybe it's 1991 in Chicago?

Germany Has Tabloids?

Henry looks like he'd rather be sleeping.

Sell, Sell, Sell

People magazine is paying millions for these photos and K-Fed's sex for money scheme has come full circle. There is, however, the slight chance that Brit feels like she's selling out her son and won't go through with the deal, but that's just a rumor and they need to buy Cheetos.

And Then Stage A Kidnapping Plot....

Mrs. David Beckham explains the finer points of making a sham marriage work. Too bad for Katie that she's not fake marrying David Beckham.

October 19, 2005

It's The End Of The World As We Know It

Nobody likes a quitter so we hope it's just a rumor that Tara gave up drinking. Sauced up or sober, for the love of God, please hem your jeans already.

October 12, 2005

TomKitten Makes An Appearance

We're no experts on pregnancy but it seems that Kate Cruise is four or five months along which means she got pregnant a few weeks after they started dating. This photo is from the cover of Life & Style and the accompanying article claims that Katie's father is pissed that they didn't get married before pro-creating and said that Tom is "no good." Tom's people are saying that hopefully the pregnancy will put to rest the rumors that their relationship is a hoax. We're guessing Katie had one last fling with her ex-fiancee and she's actually carrying Chris Klein's baby.

October 6, 2005

Tara Loves Her Ex-Lax

Page Six ran this today, "Which surgically-enhanced starlet ate Ex-Lax every day on the set of her recently-canceled TV show in a desperate bid to stay svelte?" And if that wasn't enough, Tara blabbed on and on to Steppin' Out magazine: “How many more years are [the media] going to pick on me? There’s other new young bad girls. Move on to someone else! … I need one more great movie role so they say, ‘Wow, she can act! She’s a great actress.’ Then I think they’ll leave me alone … If I’m going to try and do something, it has to happen this year. I’m not stupid.” […] “People think [I am just a party girl], and it’s bull[bleep],” she ranted to Hayden. “I wish they would just tell the truth. I’m not a drunk … I don’t have a drinking problem. I don’t have a drug problem, for sure. “Listen, if I could get good movies, you would never see me going out. But when there’s nothing to do, what am I supposed to do, just sit in my house and go crazy? But going out is not all I do.“I’m just fed up. I just want a chance again. I want to show that I am an actress … I just wish a director would believe in me.“The gossip reporters know the truth. They know they could write good things about me. They could write I’m a good person who is cleaning up her act. I am getting older, and I want different things in my life. I want to get married and have kids. “I’ve had a million publicists, and they’ve done nothing for me … Publicists are supposed to fight for me and believe in me, and they don’t do that. They don’t!
“I thought ‘Taradise’ was going to help me … I wanted to show the whole world the truth — I’m fun … But do I think it was cut like that? No. It could have been a better show … I didn’t want to look like a total party-girl drug retard. I think the shots they show aren’t fair.”
At this rate Tara will be in a rehab with American Pie co-star Natasha Lyonne before too long.

Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire

A member of Brit's entourage is threatening to release a videotape of her and K-Fed having sex before she got preggers and those who've seen it were disgusted by it and agreed the scene was pathetic. Brit bragged on her reality show, Chaotic, that she had a HOT sex life with K-Fed but we think she was just trying to make Justin jealous.

Lohan Cracks Her Car Up Again

This time she smashed into a van at a high rate of speed and the police say the paparazzi were not involved. Valium, Linds, valium.

The Time Has Come

Jessica and Nick released a statement denying a break-up (we've heard that before), but Jess was in Vegas over the weekend at Ashlee's 21st birthday party and Nick was a no-show. Chin-up Nick. xoxo

October 5, 2005

Those Crazy Cruises

Tom's sister/publicist announced that Tom and Katie are expecting a baby and that Tom and the whole family are very excited and Katie is doing wonderful. Obviously she no longer has her own publicist which means the next step is changing her name to 'Kate Cruise' and they can rule the planet when the aliens return.

J.Lo Takes Some Heat

On tonight's episode of Next Top Model, Tyra described a sweatsuit as being "so over" and said, "Like the J-Lo thing." Meow.

Another Celebrity Bust-Up

Porn-star Paris Hilton announced on Friday that she was ending her engagement to Paris Latsis and over the weekend she was publicly making out with another Greek, Stavros Niarchos, who recently dated Mary-Kate Olsen. Paris will keep the $5 million engagement ring which works out to $1 mil for every month they were engaged. In related news, Tara Reid (BFF to Paris) told Britain's Arena magazine, "What she's done in her career and what I've done are two different things. I've never done porn. I've never made one. I'm not stupid enough to put myself on video." We don't expect Tara to be sitting at the cool kids' table anytime soon.