December 31, 2006

Auld Lang Syne

For old friends and days, my dear
For old friends and days
We will still take a drink
For old friends and days
Happy New Year From Our Family To Yours

Baby Bonanza

Tiger Woods and wife Elin Nordegren are expecting their first baby this summer. The couple married in October 2004. Julia Roberts and her husband Danny Moder are expecting another baby this summer as well. They were married in July 2002 and had twins Phinnaeus Walter and Hazel Patricia in November 2004. Best wishes.

December 29, 2006

Our Fix Of Oh Six: Cocktails

In the past four months this "Tea Partay" video has been viewed nearly 2 million times and iFilm ranked it number 3 of 2006. Why? Because it's funny. But you may be asking, why did we choose this as our cocktails fix of the year? Simple, son. Smirnoff Raw Tea rocks. Our advice to you (even if you're an Olympic drinker as we fancy ourselves) is to watch yo'self before you wreck yo'self. Especially after two/three teas. Those folks don't call it raw 'cuz it be weak. And as always, please drink responsibly.

Our Fix Of Oh Six: Television

Run, don't walk, to your local Blockbuster or Netflix queue and rent seasons 1 through 3 of Nip/Tuck. The above clip is from the season 4 finale and should be out on DVD shortly. We absolutely love how they brought the season 1 premiere full circle. Brilliant. And welcome to California, gentlemen. Our homage to Escobar and our beloved Christian: You're my obsession. Who do you want me to be, To make you sleep with me? My fantasy...has turned to madness, All my goodness...has turned to badness. My need to possess you has consumed my soul. My life is trembling, I have no control. I will have you. Yes, I will have you. I will find a way, and I will have you. Like a butterfly, A wild butterfly. I will collect you and capture you.

December 28, 2006

World Of Britney Minus Britney

Poor Brit Brit. The most popular website devoted to her is closing shop. The editor of World of Britney posted a statement, parts of which are below.
December 27th, 2006. Los Angeles, CA.
As Britney keeps losing her identity and credibility within fans and industry people, so is WoB. We're moving on to greater, bigger things. I would therefore like to announce the permanent shut down of World of beginning January 31st, 2007...No worries though, Britney will still be covered and our relationship with her people, Larry etc....will remain intact. I think that WoB has had its run.......its feet are not holding firm anymore, not because of my ability to run it, but because I believe Britney is unfortunately done (for me at least). No matter what anyone thinks or how they may disagree, it's very hard to maintain the respect needed to keep things going. WoB will continue to provide its daily updates to fans up until it's time to say goodbye. Thanks for your attention and a BIG THANK YOU to all of you who have been visiting the site since the beginning and supported WoB through it all ! It's been a total blast.
That is not a typo in the lead sentence, he wrote 'within' instead of 'with' which means he believes Britney's identity and credibility live within fans and industry people? That or he dropped out of high school. Whichever.

December 27, 2006

Christmas In The Caribbean

Back in October Tara Reid made the talk-show rounds to discuss her plastic surgery nightmare which left her disfigured. She sang the praises of her new surgeon and how he fixed her stomach and breasts and gave her back the confidence she had lost. Funny, because she looks just as disgusting as she always has. Karma's a bitch.

December 26, 2006

Holy Holiday

It came as no surprise that James Brown died yesterday at the age of 73 considering his notoriety as a cokehead boozehound. Brown, who served 15 months in prison following a high speed chase with the police while on drugs, died of heart failure in an Atlanta hospital. His maybe wife, Tomi Rae Hynie Brown, has been locked out of his home and told reporters, "This is my home, I don't have any money. I don't have anywhere to go." Brown's lawyer confirmed she was denied access to the home as the couple was not officially married and his estate was willed to his children. Apparently the woman was already married to some dude in Texas when she married Brown so it didn't really count. She claimed to be at a "retreat" when her husband was admitted to the hospital with severe pneumonia. Brown's lawyer said Tomi has a home down the street that she lives in, so basically she's a lying drama queen. We expect Tomi to file a lawsuit momentarily to contest the will. Let the games begin.

December 24, 2006

Peace On Earth

Aside from Miss Nevada being fired for having some nearly pornographic photos surface, the celebrity world has been relatively tame lately. And no, we don't consider Miss Nevada to be a celebrity, but that's how desperate the situation has become. While we entertain our guests, we'll let Bing Crosby and David Bowie entertain you.

Santa's On His Way

Christina Aguilera told us so.

December 23, 2006

Trump The Grump

Okay, so there is not enough time in the day to properly explain the feud that exploded between Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell so we'll let you decide for yourselves. The always adorable Anderson Cooper wraps it all up in a pretty little bow. Enjoy.

Who's Your Daddy?

A judge in Los Angeles ruled that Anna Nicole Smith must have the paternity of her baby, Dannielynn, be tested. Last week she returned to the United States to attend a hearing in regards to the inheritance that her late, much older, husband J. Howard Marshall left after his death. Smith was served with the papers outside of the courthouse and the alleged baby daddy is thrilled. Larry Birkhead posted the above photos of Dannielynn at 2 months old and himself at 2 months old and the guy does have a point. We're gonna guess the baby is his and not Howard K. Stern's. In other baby daddy drama, Scary Spice has hired a lawyer to prove that Eddie Murphy is the father of her yet-to-be-born child. She released this statement, "I am obviously upset and distressed at some of the comments made by Eddie Murphy to the media. I have no idea why anybody would want to conduct themselves in this kind of manner about such a personal matter in such a public way. My main concern is for the well being of my (seven-year-old) daughter Phoenix and of course the baby. I was astonished at what Eddie said – there is absolutely no question that Eddie is the father." She added, "I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha."

All I Want For Christmas

Is My Back Rear Tooth. Wonky eye, missing tooth. This girl is in sad shape.

Unforgivable Indeed

Diddy and girlfriend, Kim Porter, welcomed twin girls into the world on Thursday and followed that up with a public relations/morality nightmare. First things first. The couple named the twins D'Lila Star and Jesse James and no, we didn't make that up. They really named them that. The girls are Diddy's 3rd and 4th children from 2 baby mammas. Moving on....yesterday, Diddy's clothing line, Sean John, was pulled by Macy's after the Humane Society tested the fur used and discovered it came from dogs. Diddy released a statement today saying he was "completely unaware of the nature of this material," and "I appreciate the tireless work that the Humane Society does and would like to thank them for bringing attention to this issue." In an ironic twist, Diddy just released a men's fragrance called 'Unforgivable.'

December 20, 2006

For God's Sake, Save The Mistletoe

Holy flashback. What is Kato Kaelin up to these days and does he still have that funky hair? Does Tiffany still think we're alone now? Did Natalie from the 'Facts of Life' ever lose her baby fat? Is the Soup Nazi always so angry? Did Jody Watley find a real love, baby? Who is Shirley without Laverne? Is the Hulk still Incredible? So many of life's questions answered, just in time for the holidays.

Two Tara's For The Price Of One

One day after she turned 21, Miss USA was given a second chance at her job and Donald Trump gave a press conference about the whole thing. Dude acted like he was giving an acceptance speech at the National Convention. Seriously, who gives a crap about these pageant things anyway? Is this event the same thing as Miss America? Who knows. What we do know, however, is that Freaky-Deaky Trump bought the pageant and used to talk about it ad nauseum on that 'Apprentice' show back before it jumped the shark and we stopped watching it. Miss USA, Tara Conner, is familiar to us because she was on 'Project Runway' and Kayne lost his shit because he's totally Mr. Pageant Gown Designer and we digress. So the deal with Tara is, she lives in the Trump Tower with the Miss Teen Usa and drinks a lot and was having problems and Trump milked it for all it was worth. Tara tested positive for cocaine and Freaky-Deaky said, "She’s agreed to go into rehab. She knows that if she makes even the slightest mistake from here on she will be immediately replaced." Kayne is undoubtedly jumping for joy because she'll wear his winning creation to the Miss Universe Pageant. And the other Tara news is basically the same as it always is. Tara Reid. Drunk.

December 19, 2006

More Of The Same

Lohan made Page Six again today with this blind item: 'WHICH young starlet will never be invited back on Oprah? The night before her taping, she stayed out until 5 a.m. and then showed up to the studio an hour late stinking of booze.' At least she made it to the show and didn't pull another Regis & Kelly. In other Lindsay news, she said she's been attending Alcoholics Anonymous for a year now. And we're actually the Queen of England in blogger disguise.

December 18, 2006

Not Very Nice, Y'All

Britney Spears had another big weekend out on the town in Los Angeles wearing God knows what. Last night she and sister Jamie-Lynn attended the Lakers game and left before half-time right after Brit appeared on the big screen. Reportedly the crowd began shouting Boo! when her face was shown. Ouch.

My Bleep In A Box

Justin Timberlake hosted 'Saturday Night Live' over the weekend and this video is already on the top of the Most Viewed Chart. 'SNL' cast member Andy Samburg helps JT with the holiday message which is sure to be a classic. Enjoy.

A Few Suggestions, If We May

Paris Hilton and her wonky eye went out to lunch in New York last week with Brandon Davis and the NY Post claimed she followed it up with some cocaine. Clearly there is something white in her nose and her tortured publicist, Eliot Mintz, responded with, "I can tell you Paris does not use narcotics. I would imagine [it's] something like whipped cream or a sugary substance from dessert. Something that naturally might have found it's way to onto her face if she touched her nose or whatever. I'd label it a stray dessert." Wow, that is creative. This guy definitely deserves a raise. Not that anyone believes him, but he does get an A for effort. Paris should take a cue from arch-enemy Lindsay Lohan and cut her coke with Strawberry Quik so the pink powder blends in with the inside of her nose. OR....and we're reaching here, Paris could think about giving drugs up altogether. Perhaps use her time and money for the benefit of others. It's called charity and it's all the rage amongst New York's social set. Ideally she would just go far, far away from here, but that seems to be a near impossibility. We can dream.

Offended By Rosie

Last week Rosie O'Donnell inadvertently started another feud with her comments on 'The View.' Forget Kelly Ripa, this time she offended millions of people after she made the above statement regarding Danny DeVito's drunken appearance on the show. Rosie was labeled a racist by many and made this on-air apology following the incident, "This apparently was very offensive to a lot of Asian people. So I asked Judy, who's Asian and works here in our hair and makeup department. I said, 'Was it offensive to you?' And she said, 'Well, kinda. When I was a kid people did tease me by saying ching-chong.' So apparently 'ching-chong,' unbeknownst to me, is a very offensive way to make fun, quote-unquote, or mock, Asian accents. Some people have told me it's as bad as the n-word. I was like, really? I didn't know that." O'Donnell said that her joke was "never intended to hurt anyone, and I'm sorry for those people who felt hurt or were teased on the playground," but added that in the future, "there's a good chance that I'll do something like that again ... Not on purpose."

December 15, 2006

Another Brit Brit Break

Britney's brunette look lasted all of two days and now she's back to whatever this color is called. Not to be the master of the obvious or anything, but getting ratty extensions that make your natural hair fall out seems pretty stupid, not to mention horrendous looking. The dye and bleach probably aren't helping matters either. As for the attire, we give up. The hope is gone.

December 14, 2006

The Royal Brangelina Family

Not only are Brangelina stateside, but Angelina is giving interviews about their family and they just did a photoshoot for People magazine. Holy media dream. The couple spent time in Pennsylvania at the Frank Lloyd Wright designed house Falling Water, where Angelina gave a tour of the home to Brad for his upcoming 43rd birthday. She told a staff member, "He's so hard to buy for." Ya think? The couple appeared together on a red carpet for the first time at the NY premiere of her film, The Good Shepherd, in which she co-stars with Matt Damon and Robert De Niro. This morning Angelina was on "Good Morning America" and said that they plan to adopt again, "I want Mad to know that as our family grew and we all came together, we didn't just start having children, biological children. Yes, we have Shiloh and it's been a wonderful experience, but we want to find another brother or sister in the world for our family." She added, "I'm on the pill." Um, too much information. Angelina went on, "You know, now the questions are more when you have a mixed-race family, do you balance the races so there's another African person in the house for Z? So there's another Asian person in the house for Mad? Shiloh has Brad and I she can look at." Wow. She looooooves to talk about her mixed-race family. Mia Farrow also adopted over ten children from around the world and the mixed-race issue was never brought up. Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman adopted children of different races and never mentioned "the issue." Angie honey, we get it, now move on.

December 12, 2006

A Brit Brit Break From Studying

Forgive us for what will be a sporadic week of posts as we study for a very big and very important final exam. There may be days that we might not be able to blog at all, and we apologize in advance. We will however, be back in business next Monday. Brit Brit unveiled her latest look over the weekend which we must say is much better than what we've been seeing. She's still not where she could be, but thank God she's not where she was. Also unveiled was her new boyfriend, Jonathan J.R. Rotem, with whom she went out with on Saturday night and ended up back at his apartment at 3 in the morning. The two took in a movie on Sunday as well as lunch. Here they are sharing a cigarette and a kiss. Uh-oh, kisses tend to lead to other things that lead to idiot husbands but we're getting ahead of ourselves here.According to J.R., he is a multi-platinum producer and has worked with Britney, Paris Hilton, 50 Cent, The Game, and is collaborating with Brit Brit on her new album...IF she ever gets around to putting one out. The way her career has been going, she'll get pregnant again by whomever, maybe this dude, maybe Brandon Davis and then ugh. And what's with that cheesy keyboard necklace? And the dippity-do'd hair and the come hither, do I look sexy bedroom eyes? Okay we'll stop now. But seriously the row of diamond tennis bracelets are more gay than street. Just so you know.

December 11, 2006

Hello, Is It Me You're Looking For?

Nicole Richie was arrested this morning at 4:45 for DUI. She told the arresting officers that she was under the influence of vicodin and marijuana. The police found her parked in the car pool lane of the 134 Freeway in Burbank, alone in her car talking on her cell after drivers on the freeway called 911 to report a car going the wrong way. This past weekend marks the first anniversary of her engagement break-up so perhaps she was distressed. Or maybe celebrating? Whatever the situation, Lionel Richie had to pay $15,000 to bail her out. She thanked him by screaming, "This is all your fault, Daddy! If you had never adopted me and then gotten a divorce, I wouldn't have done heroin and become an ungrateful psycho brat." Mr. Richie promptly apologized and bought her a small country in South America to make up for his mistake.

December 8, 2006

Even Xenu Can't Help Him Now

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are having another wedding spectacular tomorrow in Los Angeles for their friends that were not invited or couldn't make it to Italy. Oprah's rep has confirmed that she was not invited to this party either. Rosie O'Donnell and Barbara Walters were invited, although they will not attend because they have prior engagements. The absence of fellow Scientard John Travolta at the Rome wedding (his wife Kelly Preston attended solo) had many saying that he was boycotting because Oprah is his BFF. Good for him. As for starting a public feud with Oprah Winfrey....good luck with that.

Lohan Has Lost Her Mind

Lindsay Lohan is officially insane at this point. Following a GQ party where she saw Al Gore, she sent an email to her friends and lawyers which of course Page Six got ahold of. While the email is rambling and incoherent, choice parts include, "Al Gore will help me. He came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me, If he is willing to help me, let's find out. Hilary [sic] Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan Metroplis [sic], and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK." In response to reports that she has overdosed on drugs: "Let's sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of character." Lohan went on about the "way of the future-Howard Hughes," her desire is to "release a politically/morally correct, fully adequite [sic] letter to the press." Lohan says she wants to state her opinions on "how our society should be educated for the better of our country. Our people . . . because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see." Lohan then mentions taking a mystery person she refers to as "LR" to court for "what she's done to me...It's my life. I want to live it. People cannot lie and think that it is okay to continue on having done so. I have had many ups and downs, as do we all. But to make false accusations to one girl is unjust in my opinion. I am willing to do anything I need to get my life the way it should be." Lohan said she wanted to "hold a press conference" and "will do anything necessary to do so." She said she is at "such a young and tender age in a woman's life. It's enough already, I've had enough and I am going to be the one to make a change." Yes, a change sounds like a great idea, pumpkin. Start with rehab. A rep for Al Gore said, "I can confirm for you that Mr. Gore has only met Ms. Lohan once, very briefly, at the GQ Men of the Year dinner last week. There were hundreds of other guests." Most likely Lohan will not be among those guests at next year's event.

Brit Brit's Letter Of Truth

Perhaps the reports are true and Brit Brit's mother gave her a stern talking to regarding her antics of late. Britney posted this message on her website and we can only hope that the "new me" includes a new wardrobe. Somebody really needs to do something about this.

December 7, 2006

Do The Jane Fonda

If you're an Entourage fan then you already know about "One two three four, get your booty on the dancefloor, Work it out, shake it little mama." A former hooker and heroin addict, Mickey Avalon recently said in an interview that "I kick it all the time," referring to heroin and added, "Nowadays I try my best not to indulge....But now they got it in pill form, OxyContin, Vicodin." Dear Lord, let's hope Lohan doesn't get her hands on him.

December 6, 2006

And The Statue Goes To...

We're venturing a guess that Lindsay saw the styles in her latest film Bobby and thought they were really groovy, man and ended up with this look. At this point, as long as we can't see her bits we'll accept anything. So we're mentioning the Enquirer twice in one day as Lohan's close friend has dropped the dime on her drug habit. We're not sure what dropped the dime means but it sounds all drug related and scandalous so we'll run with it. The Enquirer was sued many times by celebrities in the days of yore so the publication now only prints lawyer approved stories that can be proven in court. In other words, they need proof to run a piece. Often times they approach the celebrity to play ball or vice-versa and deals are agreed to in which the celebs give the tabloid exclusive stories in exchange for not printing their dirty laundry. That is why Mary-Kate Olsen went into rehab for anorexia, NOT cocaine addiction, Joey from Friends went to a strip club, and did NOT get it on with a male hustler, and so on. Perhaps Lohan should have given her lawyers, if she has any, a ring to negotiate because her friend passed a polygraph and the story is not pretty. Her friend explained, "I watched Lindsay Lohan snort cocaine and pop Oxycontin- then wash it all down with vodka! I've spent many booze and drug-fueled nights with Lindsay, and I'm only coming forward now because I want to save her life. It's frightening. She'll take cocaine which pumps her up, then painkillers which numb her, and then smoke cigarettes one after another. And when she finally needs to sleep, she'll take Ambien to knock herself out. And the longer she goes without sleep, the more paranoid she gets. There are times when Lindsay really thinks people want to kill her. But she refuses to miss a night of partying." Now we were going to reserve this award for Pete Doherty but being that Lindsay ran such a good campaign in 2006, we're gonna go with her. Congratulations Lindsay Morgan Lohan, you're our Junkie Of The Year.

The Golden Child

The notoriously reclusive Eddie Murphy is back on the Hollywood scene in a big way. It all began with his appearance on Oprah to promote the film Dreamgirls for which he will most likely be nominated for an Oscar. Ever since he picked up the transvestite call girl in the 80's he has been adamant about staying out of the National Enquirer, but following his recent divorce Eddie seems to be everywhere. At the New York premiere of Dreamgirls his girlfriend of a month and a half, Tracey Edmonds, joined him on the red carpet and he confirmed to the press line that they are indeed a couple. Meanwhile his ex-girlfriend, Mel B. aka "Scary Spice" is telling reporters that she is carrying Eddie's baby. When asked about the baby Eddie said, "Now you're being presumptuous because we're not together anymore, and I don't know whose child that is until it comes out and has a blood test. You shouldn't jump to conclusions, sir." Now in the past 20 years a lot has changed and Mr. Murphy might want to get up to speed. Now there are countless versions of the Enquirer and every Star, OK!, Life & Style, etc. will feature this baby daddy drama. Medical advances have been made since the 80's as well and doctors can determine paternity before "it comes out." We won't even get into the online magazines and bloggers, but we hope for Mr. Murphy's sake that his five children are not on the internet. Progress is neat, huh?

The Vaughniston Season Finale

Reps for Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn released this statement today, "After Jennifer’s trip to London several weeks ago, Jennifer and Vince mutually agreed to end their relationship, but continue to be good friends today." Finally with these two. The last we heard they were not acknowledging that they were together at all and then Vince threatened to sue a bunch of publications that claimed he cheated on Jen and then she was on Oprah and blah, blah, bore-us-to-tears blah. Good riddance.

December 5, 2006

Alex, Girls Gone Wild For $1000 Please

Oooooh, a daily double. There was a time when the blind items that Page Six ran were difficult to guess, hence the term blind. These days? Not so much. 'WHICH recently separated celeb has a new habit to go along with her new friends? The cutie is spending way too much time in the bathroom of the many clubs she visits, hoovering down cocaine that her pals supply her with . . . WHICH hard-partying Hollywood starlet has club cocktail waitresses fueling rumors of rehab by whispering that the actress cuts her coke with strawberry Quik? . . . WHICH new pair of best friends are actually more? When they get back to their hotels or homes, the clothes come off.' In case you've been on vacation, the answers are Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears & Paris Hilton. Join us tomorrow when we try to guess which Scientologist is passing off another man's daughter as his own. Your hint is: the baby's name rhymes with "worry."

What A Way To Make A Livin'

Poor Jessica Simpson totally dropped the ball over the weekend during a performance at The Kennedy Center Honors. For our readers overseas, these are like super prestigious awards in Washingon, D.C. at The Kennedy Center and the President and First Lady attend as well as foreign dignitaries and Hollywood peeps. If there is one place to be prepared and on point, this would be it. During a performance of "9 to 5" in homage to Dolly Parton, one of this year's honorees, Jessica appeared to forget the words, mumbled "so nervous" and walked off the stage. At least she didn't do an Irish jig like her little sis Ashlee did when she messed up on Saturday Night Live, but it was still a big no-no for a seasoned performer like Miss Simpson. When the performers returned to the stage to take their bows, Jessica was in tears. Papa Joe has not released a statement regarding the flub. In related news, Nick just bought into a minor league baseball team in Seattle as one-third owner. We love Nick.

December 4, 2006

Britney & Brandon Sittin' In A Tree

Brit Brit turned the big 25 on Saturday and celebrated with a day at the zoo with little Sean Preston and an all-nighter at the clubs in LA. She began her birthday weekend hanging out with yucky Brandon Davis and Page Six reported today that the two of them are so close that they even spend time in the bathroom together. We wonder what they're doing in there.

December 2, 2006

Lohan Letdown, Part II

In response to the Page Six story, Leslie Sloane no more Zelnick, released two statements to the press. We say...too little too late. First off, the response to Lohan's crazy rant in response to Robert Altman's passing last week. The rant in its entirety: 'I would like to send my condolences out to Catherine Altman, Robert Altmans wife, as well as all of his immediate family, close friends, co-workers, and all of his inner circle. I feel as if I've just had the wind knocked out of me and my heart aches. If not only my heart but the heart of Mr. Altman's wife and family and many fellow actors/artists that admire him for his work and love him for making people laugh whenever and however he could..Robert altman made dreams possible for many independent aspiring filmmakers, as well as creating roles for countless actors. I am lucky enough to of been able to work with Robert Altman amongst the other greats on a film that I can genuinely say created a turning point in my career. I learned so much from Altman and he was the closest thing to my father and grandfather that I really do believe I've had in several years. The point is, he made a difference. He left us with a legend that all of us have the ability to do. So every day when you wake up. Look in the mirror and thank god for every second you have and cherish all moments. The fighting, the anger, the drama is tedious. Please just take each moment day by day and consider yourself lucky to breathe and feel at all and smile. Be thankful. Life comes once, doesn't 'keep coming back' and we all take such advantage of what we have. When we shouldn't..... ' Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourselves' (12st book) -everytime there's a triumph in the world a million souls hafta be trampled on.-altman Its true. But treasure each triumph as they come. If I can do anything for those who are in a very hard time right now, as I'm one of them with hearing this news, please take advantage of the fact that I'm just a phone call away. God Bless, peace and love always. Thank You, "BE ADEQUITE" Lindsay Lohan' So spelling errors aside, that was just a big coked out ramble and no sane publicist would have released that to the press. Way to go Leslie. Of course the media ate it up calling it an exploitation of Altman's death for Lohan's own publicity purposes. Even her mom Dina jumped on the wagon saying that Lindsay couldn't make it home to Long Island for Thanksgiving because of the funeral. Um, Lindsay was out at the clubs every night over Thanksgiving, just so you know. So Friday, her rep came out and said that Lindsay wrote the letter "on the fly" on her Blackberry. Hello? You must be frickin' kidding. You claim that she loved him like a grandfather and then she wrote her response to his death on the frickin' fly? Bad PR rep. Bad, bad, bad. THEN....Leslie Sloane no longer Zelnick lost her own shit and said, "I want everyone to leave her the hell alone. I'm so bored of this with her. No matter what she does, it's never good enough for everybody." And if that wasn't enough positive spin for her client, Leslie Sloane no longer Zelnick went on to say that Lohan is already in Alcoholics Anonymous at the age of 20. "She started attending some, and I think it's a positive thing. My biggest fear is who's the big idiot to out which one [meeting] she goes to. And, by the way, she's not saying she'll stop drinking tomorrow." Lohan's mother told Ryan Seacrest, "That is's a positive thing." Wow. When your publicist and mom slash manager are this inept, it's no wonder she's doing ProActiv commercials and sabotaging her own film career. Our advice to Lohan? There are a lot of things and a lot of people you're better off without. Make it work.