June 8, 2006

Namibia's Catch-22

Brangelina gave a press conference yesterday with the President of Namibia and announced that they have no plans to marry because "a ceremony on top of this would be nothing." Whatever the f-ck that means. Angelina looks lovely post-baby except for the Billy Bob tattoo that she has been trying to have lasered off for years now. How does she explain Mommy's giant Billy Bob snake to Maddox? (Or to herself for that matter). Brad looks hot as always, but we have to wonder how you can have a country's government ask for your approval when allowing visitors to the nation, yet you are unable to find a tailor to hem your sleeves.