June 1, 2006

Obnoxious Is As Obnoxious Does

Brandon Davis is back in the papers and yes, he is always sweaty and disgusting. There was a time when he was the boyfriend of Mischa Barton, but now he's just an ass. Last year he publicly criticized Paris Hilton saying he could no longer be friends with her, but last week he and Paris were BFF again. Brandon went on a tirade saying horrible things about Lindsay Lohan (you can watch the video at TMZ.com) while Paris encouraged him to slam her former BFF (last year Paris and Lindsay were plotting against the Simpson sisters). Among Brandon's insults was that Lindsay is worth $7 million which makes her really poor and that she lives in a motel in New York. Obviously Brandon doesn't read Vanity Fair or he would know that his own family is the joke around town, but surely he is aware that his grandmother had to sell the family home and most of their belongings after his grandfather's death in 2004. She was subsequently sued by her daughter, and lawyers are saying there is no money at all, for anyone. Perhaps he remembered this the next morning when he publicly apologized to Lindsay via the New York Post, calling her a close friend. It's an old saying but it still rings true: With friends like these, who needs enemies? No apology will ever make up for this behavior and we can't wait for Karma to step in. We've heard she can be a bitch.