July 18, 2006

Delusion Of The Day

Brandon Davis is quietly making the rounds getting his waste on in L.A. after spending a few weeks in Malibu. Unfortunately for him, however, he was photographed kissing Paris Hilton whom his grandmother will definitely not approve of, considering she has herpes and is a porn-star. Speaking of Paris, she gave an interview to the Sunday Times of London and said, "There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde - like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana - and right now, I'm that icon." The statement is so disturbing in so many ways, we're not sure where to begin. In fact, we just plain give up. You win, Paris.