August 16, 2006

Crackity Crack Kate Confused

Kate Moss graces the cover of September's Vanity Fair and is the face of at least eight campaigns including Louis, Burberry and Versace. What better way to celebrate her comeback than to get wasted with her junkie ex-boyfriend? Pete Dougherty reportedly had an anti-drug implant put in his stomach which will make him sick if he does heroin, but there are still plenty of other vices for the freakshow couple to imbibe. They are rumored to be getting married this weekend in Ibiza and Kate is now wearing a ring on her wedding finger. We think she might be slightly retarded.