October 2, 2006

Attack Of The 50-Foot Woman

TomKat went out to dinner Friday to discuss their wedding plans followed by an appearance at his daughter's soccer game on Saturday. Perhaps we missed the Xenu memo, but what's with the all-black ensembles? Are they living in 1997 Manhattan? We can understand Tom wearing this because, well, he's Tom Cruise and style has never been his strong suit. But Katie? Shame on her. And the stockings? Dear Lord. Flesh colored fishnets work. Black fishnets do not. Unless of course you're a hooker. Or Vegas dancer. Even then they're questionable. We won't get into the freakish height difference or the fact that Tom is starting to look like a woman. Just hire a stylist. Please.