October 27, 2006

The Simple Life

Remember when Lindsay Lohan did too many drugs and got really, really skinny? She hosted Saturday Night Live and poked fun at her weight and her hard partying ways? Well Nicole Richie has assumed the role as the girl who is famous for not eating, and released a statement, just so we all know, confirming that she checked into a facility to determine why she can't gain weight. OH, OH, PICK US! We know the answer! It's called food. Instead of snorting cocaine and crystal meth everyday, you actually eat. Yes, food. Amazing and yet so simple.