November 28, 2006

Don't You Know That You're Toxic

Despite the claim by Paris' rep that she is a good influence on Britney and that Brit looks up to her, their new friendship is threatening to derail Brit's comeback. Obviously Brit Brit is a total mess as these photos demonstrate and going to the clubs every night is not helping her cause. Then there's the flashing of the bits. Now the bottom two photos are demure compared to what is on the internet of Britney sans underwear. Imagine what a gynecologist sees during an examination and you have an accurate idea of how Brit exits a car. Spears has been in the public eye for quite a long time with nary a glimpse of her va-jay-jay. Two weeks with Paris Hilton and every high school boy in America can tell you exactly where her c-section scar is. Definitely not the career path we had hoped she would take.