November 28, 2006

He's No Tommy Lee

Page Six is reporting that Kid Rock and his insecurity and anger caused their divorce. We could make a joke here about his manhood as it appears in the above photo, but we'll let you draw your own conclusions. So Pam appeared in the blockbuster movie Borat, and Universal Studios President, Ron Meyer, held a screening of the film at his home two weeks ago. When Kid saw the movie he screamed at Pam in front of everyone, "You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut! How could you do that movie?" That was the beginning of the end. A friend of hers told Page Six, "Bob [Kid Rock] is just a very unhappy and angry man. Pam is very disenchanted and sad. You know, there are reasons why she never married him before. Those reasons disappeared while they were together on a boat in St. Tropez, but she knows now that they never went away. The reality is he is an insecure, angry man." Apparently he's not a very bright man either as he didn't understand the film's humor which Pam was in on from the beginning. Add to that the fact that he was married to Pam Frickin' Anderson and somehow managed to f*ck it up, we'd say he's borderline retarded.