November 19, 2006

Mr. And Mrs. TomKat

Reps for TomKat released details of the ceremony saying they "officialized" the union in Los Angeles before heading off to Rome. So are they really married? What does officialized mean? Is that a Scientology word? Georgio Armani gave an interview and said that the kiss following the ceremony went on for so long that guests shouted, "Stop! Stop!" We get it, Tom. You love women. You love to kiss women. Now stop trying so hard.