December 11, 2006

Hello, Is It Me You're Looking For?

Nicole Richie was arrested this morning at 4:45 for DUI. She told the arresting officers that she was under the influence of vicodin and marijuana. The police found her parked in the car pool lane of the 134 Freeway in Burbank, alone in her car talking on her cell after drivers on the freeway called 911 to report a car going the wrong way. This past weekend marks the first anniversary of her engagement break-up so perhaps she was distressed. Or maybe celebrating? Whatever the situation, Lionel Richie had to pay $15,000 to bail her out. She thanked him by screaming, "This is all your fault, Daddy! If you had never adopted me and then gotten a divorce, I wouldn't have done heroin and become an ungrateful psycho brat." Mr. Richie promptly apologized and bought her a small country in South America to make up for his mistake.