February 12, 2007

Another Day, Another Father

Staff members of the Seminole Hard Rock Casino in Hollywood, Florida have been providing details of Anna Nicole Smith's visit prior to her death. The above photo was taken by a patron after she allegedly fell down drunk on the floor as she tried to make it to her suite. A bouncer and a bartender claim that she was doing double shots at the 24-hour Central Bar just hours before she died. Investigators have reported that at least 10 prescription medications were found in her hotel room including Xanax, Provigil, Vicadin and Methodone. Howard K. Stern was visiting the boat named "Cracker" that Anna bought when he received the call that she was unconscious. The purchase of the boat was the reason they were in Florida and they planned to return to the Bahamas on Friday. Today, within the last hour, Prince Frederic von Anhalt announced he will seek a DNA test proving that he is the father of Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern and if his 90-year-old wife Zsa Zsa Gabor doesn't like it then she can file for divorce. Anhalt gave an interview on Friday night and said that he and Anna carried on a 10-year affair and that he was the father of Dannielynn, but that he didn't want custody. Today he changed his mind and said he will travel to the Bahamas and get her if his legal claim of paternity is proven to be true. Holy dramarama.