March 14, 2007

Brangelina Expansion

Angelina and Maddox arrived in Vietnam today to pick up the newest member of the Jolie-Pitt family. If the purchase goes smoothly, the 3-year-old orphan will be stateside in time for St. Patrick's Day. On the homefront, Shiloh made her film debut playing her father's daughter in The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttons after the babies brought in for the role proved to be too fussy. Perfect family, perfect baby. Meanwhile, Jennifer Aniston is set to guest star on the season finale of "Dirt" in which her lesbian character kisses Courtney Cox's character. Now, just so we're all on the same page here, Aniston is appearing on her friend's cable show in a stunt to keep the show on the air while her ex-husband is making big movies and welcoming a fourth child to his family. Did we mention that her ex-husband is Brad Fucking Pitt and he wanted to have a baby with Jennifer, but she was too focused on her career? Oh, you already knew that. Okay so here's Jen wearing God knows what in Manhattan this week. Perhaps she's thinks it's the 90's with those boots and maybe that's why she screwed up her life because she still thinks she has a career? Or maybe she's living on another planet. Whatever the case, there has to be some sort of explanation. We smell another Oprah appearance.