April 10, 2007

Drumroll Please

The show is on the road down in the Bahamas. Howard K. Stern, Larry Birkhead and Crazy Virgie Arthur are in court right now where the DNA results will be revealed. Stern will not fight for custody of Dannielynn if Larry is the biological father. Arthur, however, plans on fighting for custody of the money, er baby, no matter what. Howard vows to stand alongside Larry in making sure that Vile Virgie does not get custody. Howard and Larry met yesterday to discuss possible outcomes of today's hearing. Virgie hired a whole new team of lawyers, wholly financed by Splash News and various media outlets. Howard hired Lin Wood to go after individuals for making false statements claiming that he murdered Anna and/or Daniel, so basically Virgie is screwed on that front. What comes around goes around.