April 26, 2007

The Hills Are Alive

US Weekly is all about the "The Hills" these days, featuring Jason Wahler and Heidi Montag in the recent issue. The above photo is Jason supposedly playing Russian roulette with his friends. Whatever. The sex tape he made with Lauren will not be released as it was deemed boring and he gave a lackluster performance. That should do wonders for his rep in jail. Add that to his racist and homophobic slurs to police and Jason is headed for a world of hurt. Meanwhile, Lauren's ex-BFF, Heidi Montag, bought herself some new boobs and had her nose done. These kids never learn.