April 24, 2007

I'm A Pitt Now, Bee-atch!

The newest member of the Jolie-Pitt clan is one step closer to being official. You may recall that Angelina had to buy her latest child under her own name because Vietnam does not allow unmarried couples to adopt children together. Brangelina has filed the papers to change the tot's name to Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt. Rejoice. Seriously. Rejoice about this shit because aside from Britney's ever-changing wig selections, there is NOTHING going on in Hollywood. Pssst! Paris, now is your chance.