June 5, 2007

Dream A Little Dream

Paris Hilton has spent one full night in jail and her lawyer said she was 'poised and gracious.' Hello? They already cut her time from 45 days to 23 days and she earned credit last night for her 22-minute "day" served. She better be pole-dancing for that judge. Papa Hilton's $ can only buy so much, then you're relying on talent. Ahem. We guess she'll do maybe a week and be let off for "good behavior." Hey, better her than us. Jail is so not cool. But at least our dream has come to fruition. She is far, far away.