June 11, 2007

Lohan Should Really Clean House

The News of the World went after Lohan again with a feature story full of drugs, booze and lesbian sex. Her former bodyguard is writing a tell-all. Awesome.

"In April she asked me to take her to her dealer in Beverly Hills. I knew if I refused she'd go alone — so I took her. He was waiting for her in some bushes. Suddenly she started screaming and punching him for selling her short. He pulled a gun. I got out and he threatened to shoot me unless I got her to back off — but she kept hitting him. Luckily he got distracted and I punched him down. I dragged Lindsay into the car and drove off but she was screaming at me to go back. It was like Pulp Fiction. I knew then she was just too dangerous to be around."
Lee reveals how he often drove Lindsay to join her pal Nicole Richie, 24, for cocaine binges. "Nobody was as wild as Lindsay," he says. "But Nicole came close. Sometimes Paris Hilton would be there but the most I saw her do was drink and strip."
There's lots of juicy scandal including a pass she made for Mariah Carey. Check it out here. So by our calculations, that makes the score - News Of The World, 3 - Lohan, 0.