August 15, 2007

Brit Wins The Tabloid Trifecta

Remember the infamous OK! interview with Britney? Well, her ex-assistant of only 3 weeks just spent the weekend in New York courtesy of her friends at OK! As Miss Funk, seen above, gave exclusive photos of herself getting it on with Brit Brit in the pool. Evidently those lesbian rumors were true. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but the timing is to say the least, off. Upon arrival at LAX from JFK, the former Funk assistant was served with a subpoena to testify in the custody case. The Fedster is going all the fuck out.
Star magazine is so pathetic yet so amusing at the same time. They are recycling quotes from nannies that Brit employed a year ago.They're desperate.
Rounding out the big tabloids is the what we think to be the most respectable, US Weekly. Recently "an insider" calling himself Jeff gave an exclusive interview to X17 outside of a club and apparently Brit is an angel. We don't really care either way, but it does make for good fodder. In other Brit Brit news, she is rumored to be making her big comeback at the MTV Awards on September 9th. An MTV spokesperson could not confirm or deny the story. Also, Kevin reportedly has video footage of Britney hitting him with a frying pan and slapping him and drinking and blah, blah, blah. What were we talking about again?