January 7, 2008

Once, Twice, Three Times A Bride

Now, we're no experts but something tells us that Pam Anderson is a very poor judge of character. There was wedding number one to Tommy Lee on the beach after they had known each other for a lengthy three days. Wedding number two was last summer and we all know how that worked out. Ahem. Wedding number three was last month to the loser, Rick Solomon, during a break in her shows for that weird magician slash lion tamer dude. In Vegas. A couple of weeks ago she filed for divorce but then said they "were working on it." Not so much anymore. The divorce is going through and perhaps we've all learned a lesson or two. Working on it does not include staying out until 5 am snorting blow. But again, we're no experts.

I Told Ya That I Was Trouble

Although her husband, Blaaaaaakeeeeee, is in jail and unable to receive visitors...our girl Amy finally got her wits about her and went on vacation in the Caribbean. The courts in London announced last week that she was not responsible in any way in the extortion case that Blake is all messed up in. Ugh. She totally needs to lose him, but considering she wrote her last album during a period of time that they "were on a break," [holy friends reference] we predict her next venture will be amazing as well. She's not where she should be, but thank God she's not where she's been. [see below]. Recently, Amy travelled to Sweden or some other country to face charges from back in the fall when she and her husband were arrested for possession of marijuana. More importantly, she earned five Grammy nominations including Artist of the Year. Only Kanye West achieved more noms, with seven. We think that Amy should shop for some new undergarments before the awards ceremony, as nothing can symbolize a fresh start better than a set of new, sexy, (and un-scandalously-photographed) dainties.

January 4, 2008

You Want More? I'll Give You More

Brit Brit has really outdone herself in this fresh new year. Little Miss Thing was taken to the hospital following a 3-hour standoff at her Studio City home regarding the kids. Apparently she locked herself in a room with the little one, JJ, and locked the court-appointed monitor out of the house. Britney was admitted to the "special needs" ward of Cedars-Sinai hospital and will remain there for at least 72 hours. The kids were also admitted to the hospital, but were released shortly after 4 this morning. Considering the prelude to last year's train wreck began so innocently, Lord knows what she has in store for 2008. Let the games begin, y'all.