May 6, 2016

Madonna Loves Instagram

Madonna never does anything halfway and her Instagram is no exception. She posted this from the Met Ball when she wore that sheer outfit that showed her lady business. Remember when Cher caused a scandal when she wore that sheer bodysuit in the video where she was on a navy ship? Good times. 

Happy Mother's Day!

November 6, 2014

We Love Charlie Hunnam

Sons of Anarchy is our favorite thing right now.

Go check it out on Netflix.

May 4, 2014

Who dat, Who dat

We love, love, love this jam. You will too. I'm so fancy Can you taste this gold?

July 29, 2013

Holy Smurfs Movie, Smurfette!

How adorable is little Dannielynn? And Britney looks great too. So glad she is back in her happy momma groove. Yay Smurfs! Oh, and Ryan Birkhead, you might wanna rethink that shirt. Thanks.

May 10, 2013

Kanye Pulls A Kanye

Kanye West hit his head on a sign while walking with Kim Kardashian, and FREAKED the eff out on a poor photographer standing nearby. Dude must be nervous about becoming a father because the whole thing was beyond.

March 25, 2013

Mystery Solved

January Jones is brilliant as Betty Draper on Mad Men so we never really understood the shade that everyone threw her back in the day. She seems cute and her son Xander is adorable. Jones has never revealed the father of her son, but we're gonna say it's Jason Sudeikis. Mazel.

March 18, 2013

The Luck of the Lohan

Lindsay Lohan began her trial this morning by showing up 48 minutes late. Yesterday was St. Patrick's Day so Lohan was partying it up in New York, and she missed her flight out of JFK last night. She "borrowed" a private jet to make it to Los Angeles this morning, we're guessing from one of her patron saints: Charlie Sheen, the Prince of Brunei, the Zapata artist, Vikram Chatal, etc. ✈ Her father, Michael Lohan, is in the courtroom. Her mother, Dina Lohan stayed back in New York. So supportive, that Dina. At least Lindsay dressed appropriately this morning, and someone in the crowd glitter bombed her. Good times.

February 16, 2013

Why We Love Rob Lowe

Rob Lowe is totally awesome. He tweeted this photo tonight, 'With my pals. Thanks for the late night snack.' We have loved him since The Outsiders and St. Elmo's Fire days, and he makes Parks and Rec must see tv. So nice to see classy celebrities. Bravo, Mr. Lowe.

February 7, 2013

There's No Place Like Home

Lindsay Lohan has moved back into her childhood home with her mother, Dina Lohan. Considering her mother is off the rails lately, Lindsay will look like the responsible one for a change. Below is Dina's Long Island home as well as a photo of Lindsey and Woody Allen after she offered up her little sister, Ali, in exchange for a part in one of his films. They're in negotiations.

February 3, 2013

Holy Sonja Morgan

Ramona Singer just tweeted this photo and oh my Lord, Sonja Morgan looks gorgeous. Looking forward to a new season of Sonja on Real Housewives of New York. She looks more put together at this Super Bowl party than the Sonja of last season. Hoping she is through the post-divorce stages and moving forward with her life....and her toaster oven cookbook. Seriously, we have been waiting for like ever.

January 31, 2013

Two-Toned Lohan

We have been rooting for little Lindsay, which is increasingly difficult when girl just doesn't seem to have any common sense. Cute black dress, but have a little respect for the court and put some damn stockings on! Surely she could have asked her mother to run into a drugstore at some point during their journey to see the judge and photographers. The new lawyer is total ugh. Dude was like disbarred for 5 years in New York. And whatever with the rabbit's foot, total fame whore. The lawyer, not the rabbit.

July 6, 2012

Born and Raised

Longtime readers of the blog will know that John Mayer has traditionally not been our cup of tea. We may have mentioned him in reference to Jennifer Aniston or Jessica Simpson, but we're not about to do a bunch of research while our three year old son is chucking matchbox cars at the royal puppies. BUT, we totally dig John Mayer. We saw him on Andy Cohen's show, Watch What Happens Live, and he was charming. Andy really, really was enjoying John's new album so I was like hmmmmm. Then, we were at a play date with Megan and William and she was totally like, "I love the new John Mayer album!" I was all like, "Really, I never listened to him, but....." Oh My God. Such a great album. Go to iTunes now and get it. Brilliant.

Why So Quiet, Tommy Cruise?

A great big Thank You to Martin Holmes, father of Katie Holmes. Mr. Holmes is a lawyer from Ohio, and he successfully hired the dream team to help his daughter extricate herself from Tom Cruise. Acting as quarterback, Holmes fired anybody Cruise-related. Katie went back to her publicist that Tom forced her to fire when they got together. Tom's bodyguards are gone. Her phone and emails have been changed. She rented a fantastic apartment in Chelsea and filed the divorce in New York, referencing the fact that the family has been living in New York for the past two years. Remember when she ran the NY marathon? Remember when she was on Broadway? Remember when she was a guest judge on Project Runway? Her neighbors are calling New York's Finest to investigate suspicious vehicles filled with Scientology Bullies outside of their building. Rock it out, New York. Now the initial word has been that Katie filed for divorce to keep Suri out of the clutches of the Xenu worshippers. This is understandable. Tom's first two marriages crashed and burned due to his cult religion, so third time's a charm, right? Bert Fields, the Scientology lawyer that has worked for Cruise forever, "announced" that the cult religion had nothing to do with Katie filing for divorce and that the real reason she filed for divorce will be "announced" soon. Bitch, please. Unless Cruise is going to make a big announcement that he's gay, then this Fields dude should shut it. When Tom and Nicole Kidman divorced, he said, "Nic knows the reason." Guess what, Tom? So do we.

June 22, 2012

Your Time Is Now, Cat Marnell

Like all of you, we have favorite websites and blogs where we read a bit, learn a bit, and sometimes laugh and cry a bit. One such website is which is helmed by Jane Pratt of 'Sassy' and 'Jane' fame. Fun Fact: We won a bottle of Benetton Colors perfume in the 8th grade by entering a 'Sassy' contest. We were so totally excited when the fancy lady from New York City called on the phone to tell us we had won. Another Fun Fact: Many years later, while living in New York City, we attended Jane Pratt's launch party for 'Jane.' Anyway, is one of our sites we dig which brings us to Cat Marnell. Miss Marnell was the beauty and health editor of xojane, having cut her teeth at 'Lucky' magazine back in the day. Along with xojane writers Emily and Julie, Cat was fun to read and her honest voice resonated with readers.

However. Cat is addicted to drugs and is unable to write. She would post maybe one story a week while everyone else was publishing 4 or 5 pieces. Every once in a while she would post a video in lieu of a story wherein she would berate Julie (her former assistant) or snort bath salts or apply self-tanner in a manic state which was not becoming. We're not talking smoking a joint to unwind which would be fine, but Cat is on angel dust, heroin, cocaine, or ecstacy. Having failed at numerous rehabs she is now truculent about her drug use to anyone that will listen, telling Page Six that she can't spend another summer worrying about deadlines when she'd rather smoke pcp with her friends. To that we say, grow the fuck up. You are 31 years old and you can either be a successful writer or be a drug addict. You can't be both. Having just read Bill Clegg's 'Portrait Of An Addict As A Young Man' and Nic Sheff's 'Tweak' we get the whole too addicted to do anything but drugs thing, and we hope Miss Marnell gets it too. This beautiful thing we call life is more than smoking angel dust with your friends. Get it together, kid, for this is your time.

May 8, 2012

Johnny Travolta Gets His Wings

What the what?! Johnny Boy Travolta has finally decided to come out of the closet. As everyone knows, the Church of Scientology has their members do what they call "auditing" during which time the new cult members divulge all of their deepest, darkest secrets. Then, the "church" holds these admissions over the heads of their members to get them to do whatever they want. Members need to tow the line or else their secrets will be revealed. It's common knowledge that high-profile scientologists John Travolta and Tom Cruise enjoy having sex with men. Bisexual, homosexual, whatever the case may be, they have built careers touting themselves as heterosexual family men.

Now, by being so blatantly indiscreet in pursuing his gay massages, John Travolta is in effect outing himself. Way back in 2000 or so, there was a wrestler in Europe or something, that was going to tell his story about having sex with Tom Cruise. Cruise's pitbull lawyer, Marty Singer, shut that shit down before you could say, "But he's Jerry Maguire!" We don't want to get into a big, long discussion about scientology, but there is a pattern of threats and coercion and blackmail and suspicious deaths that dates back before we were born. If the "church" wanted to make Travolta's problems go away, they would. After the death of his son, we would think that John has had enough. So what that he likes to have sex with masseurs? He obviously has an arrangement with his wife, Kelly Preston, and they seem to be doing fine raising their children and living their lives. It's not like being revealed as gay could damage his career. He has no career. If anything, being true to himself will bring him new opportunities.

Both of the plaintiffs suing Travolta are being listed as "John Doe" to protect their identities, and they are being represented by the same attorney. We're a little nervous for said attorney's life but Travolta will undoubtedly settle this out of court so hopefully no one will get hurt. It's interesting to note as well that no one sued that dude that wrote, "You'll Never Spa In This Town Again," which was chock full of stories about Travolta's many gay escapades at the LA Spa. Being that he's totally best friends with Oprah, we say he does a show on OWN where he comes clean about his life. Holy amazeballs ratings that would be.

May 5, 2012

Girl, You'll Be A Grandma Soon

The Real Housewives of Orange County was the original and in our humble opinion, it is still the best! Those ladies on the West Coast know how to bring the fabulous drama. We love us some Jersey trash, but the OC ladies have class. You would never hear that Vicki or Heather used to work at a strip club a la the Jersey and Atlanta Housewives. In the case of Gretchen, however, she sure knows how to dress like a stripper and work it.

What can we say about the Pussycat Dolls performance? Alexis said of her creepy husband, Jim Bellino, "Jim's not enjoying it, he's just......[pause].....being a very supportive husband." If Jim isn't enjoying himself it's only because he would rather be at a transsexual burlesque show. The only one more delusional than Alex is Gretchen in thinking that she could pull that song off. Dear Lord, bombs away, indeed. Wait, wait, Slade is off his rocker too. "I'm actually really concerned about Gretchen's performance. I worked very, very hard because this is such a big step career wise for Gretchen and that's important to us."

Tamra said,"I give her kudos for going up there. Her vocals? Ehhhhh, but she looked great." Vicki said, "I wasn't impressed. Like, how can she be up on stage?" The fabulous gay coach said, "You performed which is the most important thing." Gretchen totally should have taken Robin Antin's advice and sex whispered the notes that she was not hitting. Seriously. When the founder of the Pussycat Dolls suggests that you sing it a certain way, you really should listen. She knows what she's talking about.

This has been a tough season for Vicki with the divorce and her daughter's cancer scare and the infamous screaming match with Gretchen, and then there was crazy Sarah starting with her at the bowling party, it has been all too much. After crazy Sarah apologized, Vicki responded with grace which Gretchen should have done when Vicki apologized, but we all know grace and Gretchen are strangers.

The greatest news of the episode was that Briana ran off to Vegas with her Marine boyfriend and got married! This all happened back in October 2011, but news is in today that the happy couple is now expecting their first child. Mazel tov!

May 1, 2012

Mayday, Mayday

Octomom Nadya Suleman has finally asked for a rescue by filing for Chapter 7 bankruptcy protection. Folks were outraged last month when it was reported that she receives thousands of dollars in food assistance from the state of California, something she promised she would never do back when she added the 8 children to the 6 she had at home. Now she is writing off $1 million in debt. The department of protective services just visited her to check in on her 14 kids after a hairdresser reported deplorable living conditions. A hairdresser, whom we might add, was paid over $500 to make a housecall and cut and Brazilian straighten Octomom's hair. We just can't with this lady. She is a nutjob and we feel horrible for those poor kids. And Nadya? Please stop with all the plastic surgery. You don't look good. You're wasting money that you obviously do not have. Thanks.

April 23, 2012

Baby On Board

Congratulations to Giuliana and Bill Rancic on their pregnancy! We are big fans of their show and have followed them through the past few years of heartbreak. Giuliana struggled with infertility, a miscarriage, and then last year underwent a double mastectomy. A gestational surrogate is carrying their embryo. Mazel tov!

April 22, 2012

We're Not In 90210 Anymore

After 17 years of love and 3 children, Kelly Taylor and her Dylan have separated. We watch her husband, Peter Facinelli, on Nurse Jackie every week and now we watch Kelly on her new reality show too. Except she's not Kelly, she's Jennie Garth and she's living on a farm. That's probably why it's called Jennie Garth: A Little Bit Country. They definitely need better writers, but it wasn't awful. We suggest more cowboys and less personal assistant. And as always, "We need more cowbell."