March 5, 2005

K-Fed From Brooklyn?

Kevin Federline, aka K-Fed, is sporting a Brooklyn sweatshirt. Where we come from, you only wear gear (hats, scarves, sweatshirts) from a city you've lived in or went to school in. Or that you really, really love. Kevin usually wears a Yankees hat and now with the BK sweatshirt. We could be wrong, but we thought K-Fed was from Fresno. A la Amber Frey. Perhaps he picked up this trend from Brit-Brit who frequently wears a Harvard sweatshirt.
Britney Spears is so happy to see her wicked fine husband shopping after his face and her dog appeared on the cover of Details magazine. We know most of you have never even heard of Details (some cheesy men's mag) so below are intriguing segments of the interview.
Details : What were you doing in Fresno?
Kevin : Nothing. Shit, I was delivering pizza and up to no good.
Details : Define “up to no good”.
Kevin : Oh man. We won't go there. We definitely won't go there. Use your imagination. I just needed to get out of town … to get out of the situations I was in. So when I was a teenager, I started dancing for this nonprofit organization called Dance Empowerment. It helped get kids off the street.
The topic turns to Brit-Brit and how K-Fed and she hooked up.
Kevin : A bunch of us (dancers) went out one time in a big group. That was when she was starting to get big. She was, like, what, 18? I was like, 22. So I wasn’t even thinking about her like that, you know what I’m saying. Shit, a few years down the road, and a couple tours later, I wound up meeting her ass again, and here we are.
Details : You didn't find her a little hot?
Kevin : No, I wasn't even really in that mind frame. I just got out of a long relationship, and I felt free for the first time. I was making money -- legally. I was doing my part, you know, supporting my ass.
We love how he adds 'legally' in there. How's that street cred workin' out for you, Kevin? Brit's all like, "If that white trash Eminem can rap, so can we."
Brit-Brit : Nothing gets to him ... Not my man. And that's why I married him, because he's not a shallow motherfucker Hollywood actor-guy.
Kevin : Yeah, baby!
Brit-Brit : I've met grown men in this business that are a lot older than Kevin and they think I'm this dumb blonde, because I'm quote-Britney Spears-unquote. Men in Hollywood are just -- oh, my God, it's horrible.
Bitter Much?
Details : People think Kevin is with you for your money.
Kevin : Oh, yeah.
Brit-Brit : Well, time will tell, motherchuckers, you know what I mean. We’re going to be together forever…
Kevin : What you hear about in all those bullshit-ass magazines is bullshit. Look, my shit stinks just like everyone else. I think the best thing I'll ever have going for me is that I’m me, you know what I mean? All the bullshit - about cheating, or my relationship with my kids - doesn’t get to me. You know, fuck, Britney and I have been through a lot of shit.
Said so eloquently.