March 2, 2005

We need a new stylist. Please.

Kathy Hilton must be so proud. The sluttiest of her daughters, porn-star Paris, is wearing an ill-fitting dress that has a stain on the front of it (above her knee). The younger Hilton, Oompa Loompa, is letting the world know she's orange and proud. We can not find words to describe the pink mess of fabric she's wearing. Kathy, our thoughts and prayers are with you.