April 19, 2005

The Downward Spiral Continues

A New York Judge ordered an arrest warrant for actress Natasha Lyonne yesterday after she failed to appear in court. She was supposed to appear to answer to charges that she stormed into her neighbor's apt and ripped a mirror off the wall and threatened to sexually molest the neighbor's dog. In 2001, Natasha was arrested for driving drunk after she lost control of her car here in Miami Beach. We liked Natasha's movies and wish she would get her act together and lay off the drugs. The celebrity rehab revolving door has been spinning with Billy Joel and Joaquin Pheonix pushing it along. You and Andy Dick are up next to be followed by Matthew Perry, Paula Abdul and Billy Joel. Again.