June 29, 2005

Michael Is In Hiding To Drive Up His Price

According to contactmusic.com, Michael Jackson will tell his story for $10 million. That is almost as desperate as building a theme park so he can molest boys. And didn't he learn after the Martin Bashir fiasco that maybe giving interviews is not a good idea? We beg of you, Michael, go play in your little world and stay the hell out of ours. Seriously. We're on our freakin' knees, begging you.