July 7, 2005

Brit Finds A Clue

The NY Daily News reports that Britney is expecting twins and more importantly, is starting to shorten her husband's spending leash. We knew it was just a matter of time before she realized what we've always known. Kevin is taking advantage of our lil' Brit and making her look really, really dumb. Neither of them has a high school diploma so the intelligence factor has always been low, but Brit is showing remarkable signs of progress with this latest development.