July 27, 2005

The Sienna Saga Explained

Last night Sean Penn and his wife went out to dinner with Sienna Miller, former fiancee of Jude Law. Also yesterday, the Post's Page Six ran a blind item regarding Sienna and her all-night coke party with one of Jude's co-stars. Sean Penn was just filming a movie in New Orleans with Law and we don't think it's a coincidence that he's now BFF with Sienna. Ironically, Jude complained that Sienna partied too much and then went off and shagged his kids' nanny. What we can't comprehend in all of this is why, for the love of God, is Sienna wearing those shoes tied up around the bottom of her hideous acid-washed jeans?