January 23, 2006

Congratulations Newlyweds

Remember when Eminem used to rap about how evil his ex-wife was and how he wanted to kill her? Well, the happy couple just got re-married and Kim switched from Crackhead Blonde to a lovely Brunette so that might make all the difference this time around. That and not having another man's baby or getting busted with coke or going to jail or trying to kill yourself. Those things probably hurt the first marriage, but that's just a guess. Best of luck to you both.