June 19, 2006

The Interview - Setting

In the aftermath of Thursday night's sad, sad interview...Brit Brit has been in South Beach while K-Fed appeared at a nightclub to promote his new album. [Insert joke here.] The scenario was as follows: she chewed gum the entire time, she wore a see-through tank top, her nails were super short and painted by a five-year-old in a hideous mauve pink, her make-up and false eyelashes were atrocious, as were her hair extensions. The NBC crew thought they had arrived on the wrong day when they saw her appearance and her handlers explained today that Britney is a "grown-up" and that is why they were not present. And then she began to speak.