June 29, 2006

The Truth Shall Set You Free

The powers that be have yet to leak the original photos from the Harper's Bazaar photo shoot (prior to the airbrushing) so we'll take matters into our own hands and suggest that you don't drink the kool-aid. It would seem counter-productive to pose nude while complaining about all the attention one receives from the press, but consistency has never been our gal's strong suit. In case you were thinking that Brit Brit magically returned to being beautiful, we present the magic of PhotoShop which features a Playboy Playmate and is self-explanatory. So instead of encouraging children to be lawyers or doctors, push for the Airbrush Artist career. These people are brilliant.