June 29, 2006

When Celebrities Collide

A lesser celebrity might have cracked under these circumstances, but after being married to a circus show like Tom Cruise, this lady has nerves of steel. Just days before her wedding, the media declared Nicole pregnant as a result of the above photo. If she is, great. If not, then she was just called pregnant (fat) right before her big day. Following the wedding, she and husband Keith Urban jetted off to an undisclosed resort in the South Pacific for a very private honeymoon in a $15,000 per night bungalow over the water. Unfortunately, just a few feet away at the same resort, Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are also vacationing. Nicole and Keith flew in her private plane from Sydney while Eva and Tony took a commercial flight from Los Angeles - the paparazzi capital of the world. You can guess the rest.