July 21, 2006

Brits Behaving Badly

Naomi was sued again in NYC, Pete squirted syringe blood at MTV,

Kate tried to hurt photogs with a kick, and Pete gave a girl's arm a heroin prick.
He then was arrested on two different planes, In his court-ordered rehab he's making no gains.
Naomi was arrested for "breach of the peace," Her dosage of valium needs to increase.
Now Kate has more modeling contracts than ever, Perhaps bad behavior is really quite clever.