July 20, 2006

Lindsay Needs A Time-Out

This week Lindsay Lohan's Blackberry password was used to send "disgusting and very mean messages that everyone thought were coming from Lindsay. They weren't. We now have her lawyers looking into it. Some people think Paris may have been involved because the wording of the messages sounds very familiar," said her rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnick. Hilton's rep denied her involvement, adding that he was "sorry this happened to Lindsay," and that he "lived through this when Paris' sidekick was hacked into." Meanwhile Lohan's ProActive TV commercial is in full rotation and hopefully the $2 million she received for it will last, as the damage to her reputation is immeasurable. In recent interviews she readily offers too much information about how her breasts are real and how she doesn't do cocaine because her father did. Just shut up already.