July 25, 2006

Looney Tune Tuesday

Colin Farrell has been granted a restraining order against Dessarae Bradford after she approached him while he was taping the Tonight Show on Thursday. The woman walked right up to Colin on the stage and handed Jay Leno a self-published "book" called Colin Farrell: A Dark Twisted Puppy. The 31-year-old from New Jersey lives in Los Angeles, was a former phone sex operator and now fancies herself a singer. You can hear her song, "Colin Farrell Is My Bitch" at http://www.myspace.com/46210107 [Editor's note: Lyrics are definitely not suitable for work]. Regardless if she did that to Alec Baldwin or she's just batshit crazy, she gets an A for effort. We haven't seen a mess this hot since Whitney.