July 20, 2006

Music Makin' Mallrats

Samantha Cole (blonde) confirmed that she dated Peter Cook ten years ago when she was 19 years old and he was 37. Only a month after she said no to his marriage proposal, he became engaged to Christie Brinkley. Diana Bianchi (brunette) was his most recent girlfriend and coincidentally, both women are wannabe singers. Diana is planning on testifying in the divorce proceedings in which over $60 million is at stake. Something tells us Peter has a very small penis and tries to make up for it by appearing powerful and rich to young girls. Either that or he's completely insane.