August 22, 2006

How Will I Know If He's Thinking Of Me

It has been quite awhile since Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown have been in the news and the absence of their reality show from this summer's BRAVO line-up leads us to believe that they are in no shape to be on television. We only wish we could see their reaction to the new Harper's Bazaar interview in which Osama Bin Laden's former sex slave, Kola Boof, explained of the terrorist's obsession for Whitney. Boof explains, "He said that he had a paramount desire for her and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting. He would say how beautiful she is, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband, Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women's husbands killed. He explained to me that to possess Whitney, he would be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives." Obviously it was quite some time ago when he had these feelings towards Whitney. In recent years, she and Bobby have inexplicably traveled to Israel which she proclaimed "my homeland," and her "nice smile" has been replaced with false teeth after years of crack cocaine use. No wonder he hates American culture so much.