August 11, 2006

Life Imitates Tabloids

Yes, we know that the photos are really grainy and super-zoomed in but that is in fact, Suri Cruise. That also appears to be the baby's mother, Katie, er, Kate in the window living up to the Rag Mag's claims that she is a prisoner in Tom's mansion. Recent witnesses of the chosen one have included fellow Scientard Leah Remini, former Tom Beard Penelope Cruz, and Will Smith's wife Jada Pinkett-Smith. Becks and Posh have been invited to meet the baby but must obey rules during the visit - no baby talk, no cameras, no loud-talking and Tom has made Posh agree to distract Kate as he tries to seduce her husband. We made that last part up.