August 7, 2006

We Just Don't Understand

Why is that Paris Hilton feels the need to show her bits in public? This behavior is un-ladylike and clearly not acceptable in polite society. In any society for that matter. When little girls lift their skirts up, mothers generally say, "No, sweetie. Put your skirt down." At 25 years old, surely someone has explained this to Paris. So we ask again, why? Please, someone explain this. Send all theories to Thank you.