October 6, 2006

Nicole Richie Is A Clown

It seems like just yesterday that Nicole Richie and Brody Jenner were so in love and things were looking up for all involved. This week, however, Brody kicked Nicole to the curb and popular opinion attributes the break to her obsessive, jealous ways. Nicole's rep released this statement, "Nicole and Brody are no longer dating but remain close friends." The next day Nicole posted this on her MySpace page, 'Relationship? I know there are rumors regarding my "breakup" with Brody Jenner. The truth is, we were never really together. We hung out, and he's a nice guy, but my heart was never in it. Anything further is just a cry for publicity.' We say thank you to MySpace for allowing users to convey their crazy in the time it takes to type a sentence. In the old days, starlets like Lindsay Lohan had to resort to wearing message t-shirts on MTV, i.e. "You Were Never My Boyfriend" in order to ungracefully handle being dumped. Technology rocks.